Friday, January 21, 2011
You know you're a mom when...
...you've got the ever-present spit up (stain) on your shoulder. But what's even worse is not realizing it's there... tonight I kept smelling something. I thought someone had a dirty diaper. It just smelled foul. I checked the diapers and they were fine, but I just kept smelling it. And no one else smelled it. And then it dawned on me... Weston had puked on my sleeve!
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Oooh, been there, done that! Uggh, I hear you. I was announcing something to the sisters in RS and noticed I missed Emmeline spitting up on me sometime, 'cause when I stood up there on my black skirt was a large white smear...someone said just that, "Can't you tell she's a mother?!" Nice...just the fashion statement I was going for...
Maybe it'll become a fashion statement : ) For now, just consider it the mark of a great mom!
Nothing's worse then realizing that YOU'RE the one who stinks :P I so feel your pain!
Ha ha ha! Well, at least you found out what that smell was, right? ;)
Thanks for not including a photo on this post. :) hehehe
Or you know you're a mom when...you get poop squirted on you during a diaper change and you don't even change your pants, just wipe it off with a cloth on move on. Oh motherhood!
I've had that feeling many times..."I think I stink!?!" Jackson did it to me once in the airport, but it was pure vomit and all down the front of my shirt. Bags were already checked, we were about to board, and I had no choice but to fork over some ridiculous sum to buy a sweatshirt that I never wore again. I took it out of his college fund. ;)
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